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Thursday, August 8, 2019

DRAINING THE DREGS: VOL V

I have so many fuckin' releases I've been sitting on.  Let's just do this.

Frust - Recurring Dreams 
This Austrian one-man project has been sitting as the "One I'll do next, for real" for months now, and I keep passing it up to write about other stuff.  It's not because it's bad or anything, it's perfectly fine actually, but like most Dreg Drainers, I just struggled to really think of anything to say about it.  This is labeled as "post-black" metal but it's really not in the conventional sense.  Instead of long, expansive, winding tracks with loads of atmosphere, this is just kind of the God is an Astronaut of black metal.  What I mean is that GIAA is post rock condensed into digestible 4 minute songs, and Frust isn't much different.  There's plenty of shifting between cold harshness and ethereal clean guitars, but it tends to keep the percussion pretty busy and all of the songs are rather short, with the average length (barring the nearly eight minute closer) probably landing just short of four minutes.  The blasts of aggression are actually god damned vicious despite the guitars being very buzzy, and the more atmospheric clean parts tend to sound more tribalistic than anything else.  It's pretty busy, all told, and it works very well as a slightly different take on the style.
RATING: GOOD 

Deceitome - Flux of Ruin 
This is basically just old school death metal with no frills and no new ideas.  Bands like this are a dime a dozen nowadays and I really don't see any reason to hold Deceitome in higher regard than any other random extreme metal band.  It's cool to get another band from a less renowned country (Estonia this time) but this is just a short EP full of Entombed style riffs and tone with a very direct approach despite the occasional Immolation-esque twisty riff.  "First Cause, Funeral Rites" stands out a bit for the constant tempo shifts keeping everything properly disorienting and chaotic, but man I've heard so many no-name disorienting and chaotic death metal bands in the last several years that I'm not going to be able to remember a damn note as soon as I move on to the next album here.  I probably sound like I'm just writing this off, and that's not exactly fair, because this is perfectly good for what it does, but holy shit the fact that the scene is still content to churn out album after album of this exact same sound is so fucking tiring at this point and I can't believe we're still doing this with no intention of trying something vaguely new.
RATING: SOLID BUT FORGETTABLE

Chine - Like Vultures
The world doesn't need any more Swedish melodeath, but Chine is actually a pretty fun addition to the saturated scene simply because they have a bit of a playful bounce to their riffs despite eschewing the typical Gothenburg sound.  The whole "midpaced non-riffs with Iron Maiden melodies" thing never shows up here, instead taking a more typical (albeit digestible) death metal approach and filtering it through something bit more on the poppy side.  The main riff in "The Scavenging Elite" is so fucking infectious despite its braindead simplicity that I've found myself returning to this EP more often than I probably should have.  Hell, "A Line in the Dirt" almost sounds like a logical midpoint between Slipknot and Meshuggah and it's still a raucous good time.  This is dumb, stupid, idiotic caveman metal with very little of the savagery that implies (like Jungle Rot or something) and instead just feels like dumbass bro-metal with a little extra bite.  So I can't necessarily say I recommend this for fans of dirty death metal like the previous entry, but I can't help but be charmed by the devil-may-care attitude of this stuff, so I find myself enjoying it.  It does have an issue with all four tracks being fairly similar (even down to the runtimes) so I can't necessarily say this shows a lot of promise in the songwriting department either, but it's a fun little romp and I don't dislike it.
RATING: IT'S FUN

Widow's Peak - Graceless 
A big chunk of this DTD feature is going to be short demos and EPs, if you haven't realized already, and these Canadian techmeisters are no exception.  Graceless is another short debut six-tracker, and this one is very much in line with the sensory overload twenty-riffs-per-minute tech death that was all the rage ten years ago.  This is very much reminiscent of Hour of Penance, Archspire, or Decrepit Birth, all of which are great bands, but Widow's Peak here just feels like an imitator to a throne.  Right now, everybody knows Archspire are the tech kings ever since Origin fell off, and this is the kind of usurper that shows up and declares their intentions five seconds before being pancaked with a cartoonishly large mallet.  These guys aren't bad by any means, but like many others in the style, they're just one of many and don't really stand out for any reason.  It's hard to explain what makes the best bands in the tech death niche so good, but Widow's Peak is right on the cusp of whatever that intangible is.  A track like "Headless" has some excellent groove thrown in there and that makes it stand out as the highlight, but most of it is just incessant blasting and riffs that might be great but are so thoroughly buried underneath a deluge of cymbal crashes and vocals that never shut the fuck up that you'll never really hear them.  A wise man once said "Nobody listens to Dying Fetus for the tech parts", and Graceless is pretty much twenty solid minutes of Dying Fetus tech parts.  There's potential here, but right now it's a bunch of sound and fury and they really need to step it up if they're ever going to carve out a real foothold in this mountain they're trying to scale.
RATING: FINE

Reptilium - Conspiranoic 
Man what is up with all this conspiracy themed shit I've gotten this year? Backstabber, Kremlin, a few others I haven't mentioned yet, and now Reptilium from Ecuador.  I don't even know what else there is to say about this, it's just cookie cutter BDM with djenty guitars and guttural growls and pretty much nothing else worthwhile.  What makes this one bad instead of simply forgettable is that the riffs themselves are all just boring as shit.  It's just non stop chugs the entire time.  And it's not like it's slam where that's kind of the appeal, there's obviously an attempt to be more techy and high minded through the manic drumming and non stop vocals, but the riffs themselves, the very basis of what metal is in the first place, is just lame and unimaginative.  It reminds me of my first car, just chugging along for a few minutes before breaking down.  It's actually at this point in writing that I realize that simply calling this brutal death metal is something of a misnomer, because the super djenty guitar tones and frequent breakdowns actually makes this closer to deathcore than anything else.  All of the tropes are here, from the unenunciated gurgly vocals to the frequent drops and breakdowns and slams, it's just flat and stupid and static and not enjoyable.  This particular style doesn't have to be particularly dynamic of course, but this particular release is just plagued with very samey sounding songs (by the third track I'd already counted at least four or five times the band dropped out entirely to let a vocal line finish before being followed up by a massive slam).  I suppose this is just a logical midpoint between slam and deathcore, and I know plenty of people who adore this niche, but man I just can't stomach this unimaginative dreck.  Even at only fifteen minutes long this is too much for me to handle.
RATING: BAD 

Hellraiser - Heritage 
Alright let's shift gears for a bit, because that's several short releases from extreme bands in a row.  Let's look at some more traditional stuff out of Italy.  Now we all know what Italian power metal sounds like, but I'm actually going to cut Hellraiser some slack here because they don't even have a keyboard player, which is like the white fucking whale of this scene.  So yeah, this doesn't rely on any crutches that bands of this ilk often rely on like flashy keyboards or overblown symphonics.  This is just all riffs all the time, and that's a nice change of pace when it comes to this geographical scene.  Unfortunately, that's not really enough to make this worth recommending.  Despite some gnarly riffage in "Plagues of the North" and some primo Diosabbath worship in "Delvcaem", this is all in one ear and out the other.  I find myself kinda bluescreening when it comes to trying to write about Heritage because so little of interest really happens throughout the 52 minute runtime.  There's good solos and some thrilling vocal acrobatics (which are pretty reminiscent of Tobias Sammet) but the vocals themselves don't really gel with the music all that often, feeling more like an aftereffect slapped on to make it "whole" because instrumental albums don't count or something, I dunno.  This is just the quintessential type of album that really doesn't do anything to justify its own existence in a genre that's so wholly saturated with mediocrity and has been for decades.  I realize that's kind of an unfair criticism but really, why listen to this when I can just listen to Edguy instead, ya know?  At least Tobi manages to craft some maddeningly infectious tunes every now and again.
RATING: ZZZZZ

Unburnt - Arcane Evolution 
These Canadian death/thrash/black/whathaveyou duders are pretty much the exact reason I started Draining the Dregs in the first place.  Like... come on man what can you really say about this?  I think part of the problem here is that this just sounds like a complete rehash of Goatwhore and none of the reviews I've skimmed of this EP have seen fit to mention that, which is kind of baffling because holy shit it's so obvious.  Goatwhore is a good band but there's no doubt in anybody's mind that they have only released a few genuine bangers across their career.  Unburnt here sound like any of the tracks on A Haunting Curse or Carving Out the Eyes of God that aren't "Alchemy of the Black Sun Cult" or "Apocalyptic Havoc".  So basically this sounds like four decent filler tracks from a decent band prone to loading albums with filler.  The riffs are pretty much the exact type of chuggy balancing act of death and black metal and even the vocals are a dead ringer for Ben Falgoust.  The press junket for this album (that every other review just fucking regurgitates, come on guys do some actual work) namedrops more modern bands with a semi-mainstream foothold like The Black Dahlia Murder, Veil of Maya, and Dimmu Borgir, but pretty much none of them are accurate apart from maaaaaybe Veil of Maya since half the band comes from Odium, a melodeath band with some obvious influence from the midwestern djentcore pioneers.  But really, Goatwhore is the only point of comparison here, and that's not even a matter of me having a narrow view, that's just exactly who this sounds like.  Maybe it's not fair to keep harping on this point, but I think the reason I'm doing it is because I've made very clear that I like Goatwhore but have a real problem with how much filler they release, and Unburnt here is just 15ish minutes of Goatwhore filler and the only fucking thing I want to hear at this point is for them to take more influence from one of their total rippers instead.
RATING: I DUNNO I CAN ONLY THINK OF GOATWHORE 

Kneel - Interstice
According to itunes, I've actually listened through this album like six times before now, but I honestly remember nothing at all about it.  Typically that'd be one hell of a bad sign, but honestly listening to it now I think it's pretty rad and I have no idea why I neglected it as hard as I did before.  Kneel is a one-man project from Portugal, and while it isn't necessarily overflowing with new ideas, Pedro here delivers one hell of a solid slab of metal infused hardcore.  The yelling vocals and frequently punky riffs and frequent chugging breakdowns plant this pretty firmly on the hardcore side of the equation, but there's a lot of molten metal fury in here.  I can also peg some likely influence from Dillinger Escape Plan and SikTh with all of the squealing dissonance and off-kilter mathcore techiness (check the intro to "Occlusion").  In all the whole experience is just an exercise in total chaos, and like any good fan of aggressive music, I fucking love this sort of total incoherence coalesced into something beautifully mangling.  I think now that I'm actually writing about it I can see why I've forgotten about this album despite apparently spinning it so often, and that's simply that it's a bit too much too quickly.  It's honestly not even really a negative quality, it's just sensory overload presented in such a way that it comes off more brutally heavy than whizzy and disorienting.  At only 36 minutes this really shouldn't be too much, but I think my tiny pea-brain can only take so much of it.  Either way, that's more a fault of my own than the release itself.  Any fan of punishing grooves presented in wonky, angular attacks should take to this like bees to honey, and it definitely one of the few things in this feature that I can recommend without a real caveat.
RATING: GREAT 

Giant Dwarf - Giant Dwarf 
Let's do another gear shift, too much extremity can wear on even my own senses.  So here we find ourselves with some heavily fuzzed out psychedelic stoner rock from Australia, though I feel like you could've guessed that yourself based entirely on the cover art.  Despite this not being my usual stomping ground, I actually dig this quite a bit.  This has just enough dark heaviness to appeal to fans of Mastodon and Sleep but feels more at home in the hazy opium dens occupied by Kyuss and Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats.  There are some odd moments and instruments thrown in here, like a sitar and the most on-the-nose reference to their homeland with a didgeridoo.  The problem is that each song flows together so well that I can't even remember which tracks these odd moments even show up on.  This is probably the album's chief flaw, because it's pretty solid stoner rock/metal that I can definitely get behind every once in a while, but it's kinda short on highlights and works much better as an experience than an actual collection of songs.  Even then that's not really a flaw as much as it's something you need to consciously remember when listening to it, but the fact that these guys obviously have a lot of cool ideas and they're all kinda lost in the shuffle is a bit of a disappointment.  As a result I tend to think the album is a bit front loaded, with the one-two punch of "Golden Walrus" and "Black Thumb" are easily the best tracks on display.  You can't really go wrong with anything on here though, it's pretty nice the whole way through and I can definitely see myself coming back to this fuzzed out swamp of swing beats and overbearing incense smoke.
RATING: GOOD

Cathartic Demise - Cathartic Demise 
Another self titled release, this time from Canada, and boy howdy this is another great one.  This is the other one (along with Kneel) that I can definitely say is great and worth a listen without any sort of lingering qualifier.  Cathartic Demise is just all riffs all the god damned time.  They're listed on MA as "Progressive Thrash Metal", and that's true to an extent, but I view them more like Satyrasis or Skeletonwitch or something where there are so many other influences that it feels disingenuous to only mention thrash in their genre tag.  The other big one here is death metal, and that manifests most strongly in the percussion, which is a total fucking salvo of destruction.  All three tracks on this debut EP culminate in a devastating whirlwind of riffage, with progressive passages here and there that flow so seamlessly that you can be several minutes into a lengthy tapping section without really noticing (like the epic closer, "Solar Returning").  I know there's kind of an unspoken thing that releases in this feature must not be very good if they're not getting a full review, but Cathartic Demise is proof that that's not really the case.  This is just three tracks that barely scratch the 20 minute mark so there really isn't all that much material here, all told.  The tracks are indeed dense and loaded with manic riffs and gruff yells that straddles the line between catchy and chaotic nearly perfectly, but this one sentence is all you really need to understand it.  Just check it out if you like the namedropped bands above, because I see some great things in this band's future.
RATING: AWESOME 

Absent/Minded - Raum 
This has been pretty positive overall so let's end this with two scoops of lame shit.  Absent/Minded is apparently four albums deep at this point but you'd never guess because this is so fucking amateurish and dull.  They're touted as "sludge/doom" or "post-doom" or something along those lines but you'd figure that would mean they're doing something really heavy or really creative respectively, but that's not at all the case.  Just check out the first track, "Deep Roots Aren't Reached by the Frost" to get the gist of the whole album.  It starts off with two solid minutes of kinda watery acoustic shit with loads of delay like some kind of Explosions in the Sky type deal, but once the actual metal portion starts it's just laughably weak.  This guitar tone is so wimpy.  It sounds like it's supposed to be this oceanic riff that just crushes your spine but it's delivered by such a shitty 60w Line 6 practice amp tone that it falls flat the fuck on its face before it even really gets a chance to try.  The vocals shift between spoken word whispering and incredibly weak growls, and the music so haphazardly flops between post rock, funeral doom, and black metal tremolo riffing that even Opeth is shaking their heads at how cut-and-paste this hackjob is.  Every song is long for the sake of it, nothing sounds natural, and, worst of all, it's just fucking boring.  Despite the light weakness of the album its greatest crime is simply being mega fucking dull.  Absolutely nothing happens and I'm going to half ass the rest of this sentence purely so I can stop listening to it.
RATING: WEAK AND BORING

Wykan - Brigid: Of the Night
Well in fairness this isn't as terrible as I remembered it being on first listen, but it sure as hell does fail to grab your attention for long stretches of time.  The core of this is really Weedeater type stonery doom metal with deep, gurgly growls for vocals, but they do switch it up at times with some drawn out Pink Floydian prog sections and occasional full on black metal blasting.  So when you take those base influences you do actually get a fairly interesting Sabbath-cum-extreme-prog vibe that I can't say is too particularly common, but the songwriting still leaves a lot to be desired.  The first track spends way too much time in the spacey prog section before it actually gets going, and from there it kinda flops around like a fish out of water for a few minutes before kinda petering out.  The middle of the three tracks, "Breo Saighead" is probably the best one just because it stays interesting the whole time, but overall the whole thing just really needs some more time in the oven, because this is a lot better than I remember it being when I first heard it a month or so ago but definitely fades from memory pretty quickly.
RATING: COOL I GUESS BUT DEFINITELY UNDERDEVELOPED 

And that's all I have to say about that.

Sunday, May 12, 2019

DRAINING THE DREGS: VOL IV

Life got busy and I slowed down a bit, but my renewed fire hasn't actually flamed out.  As proof, here's twelve more albums I just don't have the time/thoughts for full reviews on.

Imprecation - Damnatio ad Bestias 
Eh, this is fine.  Honestly this is easily going to be the DTD segment with the most "it's a'ight" ratings to date.  Part of this is because I've just gotten better at passing over promos I don't want to listen to, so I'm generally just going to find stuff I either like a lot or things that are in my wheelhouse but unremarkable.  The other part of why this is is because I've started getting promos from Dark Descent Records, and god damn are they a frustrating label.  There's no denying how important they've been to the underground and the hand they've played in helping twisted death metal roar back to the forefront of the modern scene, but at the same time they've been a recurring frenemy of mine for years because they so clearly have a distinct style they specialize in and it's just so fucking boring and formulaic.  All of their truly great releases are from bands that stray from the tumbling, chaotic black/death that typifies their signature sound.  Crypt Sermon?  House of Atreus?  Craven Idol?  Tyranny?  Hell yeah man I'll eat that shit up.  Imprecation here?  Eh, this is fine.  There are definitely good tracks here, "Beasts of the Infernal Void" absolutely rips my spine out with those rapid fire tempo changes, but for the most part this is exactly the nasty death metal you'd expect of anything on the label.  And eh, it's fine.
RATING: IT'S A'IGHT 

Warchest - Sentenced Since Conception 
Maybe it's just the Chilean connection here, but my first thought upon hearing this ripper was... well, Ripper, who would've lit the entire thrash scene on fire in 2016 if everybody wasn't too busy lining up to suck Vektor's overwritten dong to notice them.  It's not a dead-ringer though, Warchest lacks Pablo Cortes, the bassist and chief songwriter of Ripper, and as such Sentenced Since Conception is noticeably average in the realm of low end wizardry and songwriting whereas those elements are precisely what set Experiment of Existence apart.  I'm being unfair though, because Warchest are certainly capable on their own, and they bring the fucking heat as good as thrashers nowadays.  It's all the head-rolling speed of Dark Angel with the bloody-jawed ferocity of early Sepultura, and that's really all I can reasonably ask for.  The songs themselves may lack in staying power and that's why it's hard to write about and wound up in this feature instead of a full review.
RATING: GREAT BUT FADES QUICKLY 

Lyfordeath - Nullius In Verba 
This one is just giving me a headache.  There's nothing wrong with this, it's just way too fucking full of itself for its own good.  Maybe it's bad form to talk about the EPK itself but the one for these guys had all this r/iamverysmart bullshit akin to a Rick and Morty fan talking about how "Love isn't real, it's just a fuck-chemical in your brain" or whatever when explaining what the lyrical themes of the album are.  It was a bunch of Extremely Online teenage nihilism shit.  Admittedly this tainted the entire experience before I even heard a single note.  This is just really basic prog-death that isn't really bad on its own but now the album cover with the Vitruvian Man on it and all the superfluous Latin just makes me roll my eyes whenever I remember it's there.  Maybe it's petty, but that kind of pretentious shit just annoys me to death and the last place I really want to be reminded of it is in the middle of listening to fucking death metal.  You know how Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets every New Years Day that the start of a new year on a Gregorian calendar has no astrological significance and you invariably fight the urge to tombstone him through a table?  That's what this is like.  And come on your band is named fucking Lyfordeath get the fuck over yourselves.
RATING: ACKTCHUALLY IT'S "POMPOUS", NOT "PRETENTIOUS"

Krypts - Cadaver Circulation
Dark Descent album 2/4 for this feature, and honestly this is probably the best one.  This is DDRcore in every sense of the word with how cavernous and chaotic it is.  It's filthy death metal slathered in reverb with a heap of black and doom metal involved as well and that's what like 70% of their roster is at its core, but Krypts stands out a bit entirely for the doom sections hitting ridiculously fucking hard.  Those slow, crawling sections are all fuckin' monstrous, and each hard left turn into them smashes your ears against a rock, and in turn it makes every chaotic blasting section all the more effective since it's less of a blur of white noise and more a series of barbaric whiplashes.  This is by no means top tier stuff, but it is indeed above average, and the atmosphere is downright menacing.  Like most things in this particular volume of DTD, it's not particularly memorable in the long run, but the relatively short runtime of 37 minutes keeps this a concise experience that just smashes your face, reminds you everybody you love is going to die someday, and then fucks off to go torment somebody else.  It's very effective.  It also helps that the riff about two minutes into "Reek of Loss" is one of the best damn grooves I've heard all year.
RATING: GOOD 

Flashback of Anger - Shades
Well don't these guys look like a fun-loving bunch of goofballs.  Shades is a weird album because the lyrical focus is very atypical for Italian prog/power, focusing on societal ills, anti-capitalism, weird revenge fantasies about the 2015 Paris terrorist attack at the Bataclan, cracking cold ones with the bros, Hiroo Onoda, Marco Polo, and... I think John McAfee?  It's hard not to pay attention to the lyrics with this one purely because they're so out of left field for the genre.  But with that said, they are still an Italian power metal band, so you could've guessed how this sounded based on that alone.  Yep, very keyboard heavy, high pitched mousey vocals with a comically thick accent, lots of double bass and flittery melodies, all the tropes are here.  This is more accurately described as "progressive power metal" but really it's just in the latter day Symphony X style where it's very noodly but still very groovy and straightforward (though not nearly as heavy as the Jersey Boys).  I say often that power metal tends to be a genre nowadays that creates great individual songs more than great albums, and this is no exception.  Without a doubt the opening tracks, "Ripped Off" and "Numbers" are easily the best songs on display, with the former being a speedy early Sonata Arctica styled flower metal number with an impossibly catchy chorus, and the latter having a much groovier approach but still knocking it out of the park.  The rest of the album, unfortunately is much less interesting, with a handful of basic power metal songs, some really sluggish slow tracks, and an absolutely insufferable ballad with "Dawn of Life".  "Marvels of the World" is pretty solid but by that point you've sit through seven mediocre-to-bad tracks and you just don't care anymore.
RATING: VERY UNEVEN

Delirium - Urkraft
These German folk metallers are the shining example of "ok".  Delirium is actually in the running of being the okayest band I've ever heard in my life.  This is just plain and simple pagan metal with very little else going on, it's just folky black metal and that's pretty much that.  And honestly, that's fine on its own.  I think Urkraft is a fine album and it's certainly nice to hear some actual folk metal in 2019 instead of a Wintersun ripoff that gets the tag attached to it simply because that makes them a few degrees separated from Ensiferum.  Delirium doesn't play that grandiloquent "battle metal" style though, they're much more in the vein of Mithotyn or Manegarm.  This is midpaced earthy and folky black metal with no tricks up its sleeve, and while part of me wants to rip the album apart for being so derivative and unimaginative, I honestly can't bring myself to do so since it's executed so well.  So your mileage may vary, but if you're a fan of pagan metal I really can't see any reason to not at least recommend this.
RATING: OK 

Vircolac - Masque
DDR 3/4.  Once again, this is fine I suppose.  It's a bit more chaotic than the other four here and it descends into some quasi-noise rock incoherence at times but it always sounds intentional so it works well enough.  This is deceptively complex but it all kinda coalesces into a mush and I can't say I enjoy it all that much.  True story: I originally started writing a full review for this where I started off with a rant similarly worded to what I wrote in Imprecation's blurb up there, but after writing about half of it I decided that this album was actually too good and varied to actually be a representative for such a screed about this label releasing samey chaos all the time and scrapped it.  Now that I'm sitting here a month and a half later, I can't for the fucking life of me remember what was so different and interesting about this.  I'm listening to it right now and it just sounds like Generic DDR Band #666 and I'm just completely tuning out.  This kind of thing works so much better live, because on record here I can't convince myself to care.
RATING: IT'S A'IGHT

Rancorous - Stealth Dominion
Hey this one was actually an independent submission instead of a promo dumped in my inbox, so I haven't totally sold out!  Stealth Dominion here, the band's second demo, takes a lot of influence from that inimitably brutal era of metal where thrash metal was just beginning to get too extreme to simply be called "thrash" and death metal was starting to blossom from the grave rot.  So naturally, there are smatterings of boundary-shatterers like Dark Angel and Merciless all over the place.  This is probably a much less apt comparison but I'm also reminded of the much less well known English black/death band Spearhead.  I think it's the trebly demo quality production that gives me that impression, but it's there.  The point is that this is raw and primitive death/thrash played with enough conviction to make the rough mix and underdeveloped songs not matter so much.  Most of the tracks run for a whopping two minutes and the whole thing is over in under ten, so on one hand this definitely needs more time in the oven.  On the other hand, sushi isn't cooked at all and it tastes great as long as you don't get some shitty wypipo roll with avocado on it.
RATING: NO AVOCADO, DOUBLE SOY SAUCE, ADD SEA URCHIN

Frosthelm - Pyrrhic
These fetuses hail from the grim and frostbitten deadlands of... North Dakota?  Yeah, Frosthelm hails from Minot, a town apparently most well known for being the birthplace of Wiz Khalifa, which is somehow even more confusing.  But while browsing wikipedia to learn about this completely dead area of America, I did learn that it's home to the largest Scandinavian heritage festival in the country, which helps explain a lot about Frosthelm here, because while this definitely has enough Skeletonwitchisms to be considered "black/thrash", Norwegian BM influence is so off the charts that I honestly probably wouldn't have even guessed the band was American on first listen.  The vocals are razor sharp and the riffs slice cleanly, but I think the album's greatest asset is the cold and unforgiving atmosphere.  This album really knows when the pull the brakes and let a quiet moment take over, which is impressive for a band based primarily around ripping thrash metal.  I've been sitting on this one for a long while now because, frankly, I just don't really have much to say about it.  It's good thrashy black metal but the songs don't seem to have enough staying power to hook me too well.  "Pisslord" and "Immortal Nightfall" are very good but I just never find myself wanting to revisit them.
RATING: DECENT 

Lvcifyre - Sacrament
And finally, DDR 4/4 for this round.  In all honesty, Lvcifyre is right up there with Desolate Shrine when it comes to exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about when I say "DDRcore".  This is the same chaotic and raw black/death metal that nearly every band on their roster plays anyway, but this sits at the exact center of the wheel, with absolutely nothing taking center stage or pulling them in a direction that'll give them a real identity.  On first listen, I remember sitting through the first four tracks and just yawning every few minutes with nothing exciting happening, just a whirlwind of cacophonous blasting and growls with no hooks or atmosphere, exactly what I expected from them based of my experience with their previous work, to be honest.  But the last track, "Morderca", just grabbed me right away.  What was this?  Suddenly they were playing what sounded like early Venom run through a death metal filter, complete with out of place howling vocals that sounded like the band had finally just completely lost their minds and tried something new, driving themselves mad in the process.  As soon as it was over, something dawned on me.  "That was too good, I bet that was a fucking cover", I said to myself.  Lo and behold, "Morderca" is indeed a cover of a track from 1986 by the Polish band Kat.  So basically the best thing I can say about Sacrament is that it introduced me to an old classic band that I overlooked.  Otherwise this is everything that unimpressed me back in 2014 with Svn Eater with nothing new or improved to bring to the table after a five year silence.
RATING: YAWN 

Widower - Cataclysmic Sorcery
We all know I love black/thrash, but it really is worth noting that it seems to reward mediocrity when looked at as a whole.  For every Destroyer 666 or Desaster, you'll have a hundred bands like this that just kinda happen.  I'm probably being a bit unfair here, but honestly this is just another case of a band that writes great songs that have no staying power.  When this is on, I'm rocking the fuck out, letting the venomous vocals absolutely devastating drumming tear my flesh from my bones, but as soon as it finishes I just kinda forget that I even listened to it in the first place.  All of the ingredients are here, the riffs are blistering, the songs are fast, the percussion sounds like a monsoon, it's really god damned cool in a vacuum, but I think the guys need to, I dunno, shore up their songwriting chops somehow?  I don't really know how to explain it other than "be better", which is unfair and unhelpful.  Maybe it's just a San Antonian thing, because I had similar problems with Hod and Pious Levus as well, so what the fuck do I know?   Widower is certainly the best band out of the three though, that's for sure.
RATING: GOOD BUT FORGETTABLE 

Lunar Shadow - The Smokeless Fires 
And let's finish this off with an album that I had actually penciled in to be in the running for my yearly Top 13 on first listen and fell off super hard by the third listen.  I still think this is pretty okay in certain respects, but man it didn't take long for me to remember why I didn't like Far from Light two years ago either.  The Smokeless Fires has all of the exact same elements, good and bad.  And frankly, they're mostly good, but there's one huge fucking elephant in the room that drags the whole thing down a lot.  These instrumentals are incredible, with expansive, winding songs that flow gorgeously from one section to another, with searing leads and fist pumping riffage that rival anybody in the current trad metal scene, with even some very subtle and beautifully added influences from meloblack.  Lunar Shadow could be kings of the god damned genre... if it weren't for the fucking vocals.  This is astounding to me since they've actually gotten a new vocalist since the debut two years ago, but shockingly he's not even a little bit better.  Just like before, the vocals are frustratingly wimpy, unbelievably lightweight, and wholly lacking in range.  He sounds completely untrained and in way over his head, harmonizing with himself well and sucking at everything else, he's only marginally more threatening than Kevin Heybourne.  I think Max Birbaum has the same voodoo curse as Ced from Blazon Stone/Rocka Rollas.  He's an incredibly good guitarist and an even better songwriter who for whatever just can't seem to land a good vocalist for the life of him, and it's a shame, because this has a ton of potential.
RATING: GREAT INSTRUMENTALLY, WEAK AS HELL VOCALLY

And that's all I really have to say about that.

Sunday, April 14, 2019

DRAINING THE DREGS: VOL III

After a short sabbatical thanks to a combination of real life suddenly demanding much more of my time and me spending too much free time playing Octopath Traveler, I'd say it's time once again to take out a huge chunk of my backlog and just get some shit out of the way.  Y'all know what this is so let's just get on with it.

Othuum - The Astral Horror 
Traditionally I seem to start these features off with an album that I had planned on reviewing in full next in the schedule but for whatever reason just couldn't seem to formulate more than a few sentences for, and this is no different.  And it's a shame because I really like this one here, it's just been a total roadblock to write about.  Othuum specializes in massive, oppressive doom metal, but there's actually some air of levity to this Lovecraftian soundscape.  For as big and heavy as this is, there are enough dare I say "pleasant" melodies scattered throughout that keep this from being a total downer, and the deep, clean vocals help it sound large and epic instead of simply large and menacing.  Unfortunately that's all I can really think to say about it.  It's big and slow and heavy but also pretty inviting and that's about all there is.  It's good, just really hard to talk about at length apparently.
RATING: GOOD

Chevalier - Destiny Calls
Chevalier has been making the rounds in the underground lately, and I can totally see why.  Raw and energetic speed metal throwbacks are prime to be huge hits with the Extremely Online types who spend all day scouring bandcamp for new releases just as much as they would be with crusty old schoolers who never quite got over the fact that 1988 ended.  But the unfortunate fact is that I didn't like the Call to Arms EP two years ago and I don't like Destiny Calls now.  I don't know why, I wish I could explain it.  All of the ingredients for great metal are here but for whatever reason these Finns have just never done it for me.  Maybe it's the fact that the lo-fi production is less of a cool throwback and more of an irritating way to turn riffs into indistinguishable fuzz, maybe it's the fact that the vocals are kinda wild and tuneless but don't quite have the charisma of early Helloween or something, maybe it's the fact that the snare drum is louder than everything else by a magnitude of sixty, I don't know.  This has all the base components that make speed metal enjoyable, but it's all bungled just ever so slightly enough that the little quibbles add up to me just never wanting to bother listening to it.
RATING: BIG HEARTY FUCKIN' MEH 

Angra Demana - Triptych of Decay 
I was excited for this one because I've been trying to stick as many pins into my metaphorical metal globe as possible, and I can say with absolute certainty that I'd never heard an Iranian metal band before.  So yeah I was a little disappointed when I realized the main dude behind Angra Demana had actually relocated to Austria by the time of this EP, but hey.  The point is that the music itself here is quite rad.  Triptych of Decay is only three tracks and under twenty minutes, and it's become quite clear to me that I struggle with writing for short releases, but I can confidently say that this is some high quality black metal.  I've seen the project labeled around the internet as "ambient black metal", but that really only seems to apply to their debut from six years ago.  In the intervening years, Radman has apparently binged on Immortal and Inquisition, because this is riffy and nasty as hell.  Atom Krieg from Darkmoon Warrior handles the vocals here, and he has a deep, throaty croak similar to the aforementioned two bands up there, albeit obviously much less of the bullfrog droning that makes Abbath and Dagon stand out so much.  Maybe it's a bit more accurate to compare him to Shatraug or something, I dunno.  Point is, this is pretty standard black metal (at least the kind with an emphasis on riffing above atmosphere and repetition) but it kicks a good load of ass.
RATING: AWESOME 

Godhead Machinery - Aligned to the Grid 
I've given this like six spins and I still remember nothing from it.  I've sat here with only that sentence typed out for about three tracks now and I still don't have much to say about this.  It's black/death metal with a heavy emphasis on brooding atmosphere but nothing much really seems to happen.  It never really picks up or hits really hard, nor does the atmosphere ever really evoke a real mood or crush you in that way either.  I'm seven tracks in right now and all this is making me think of that this is why I took like an eight year hiatus from listening to anything from a promo mailer.  Just total, uninteresting mediocrity from start to finish.
RATING: ZZZZZZ

Our Dying World - Expedition 
This is another one that just sorta stumped me and found itself in the "Definitely Going to Be in the Draining the Dregs Feature" file after like a half a listen.  This is an American metalcore band and there ya go, you know everything you need.  If there's anything that's a little bit different about these guys its that they tend to completely eschew clean vocals and therefore wind up playing pretty much just standard melodeath of the Slaughter of the Soul variety, albeit less intense and less interesting.  Basically this just sounds like an album full of verse riffs from As I Lay Dying's better albums, so there's nothing particularly bad here but there's also nothing particularly interesting either.  I like that the album is short and succinct, I like that it doesn't mess around with the poppy post-hardcore elements of their parent genre, but it's all outweighed pretty heavily by the fact that it's just not very interesting or entertaining.  At least if it was shitty it'd be easier to talk about how shitty it is, but as it stands this is just kinda blah and that's it.
RATING: FINE BUT NOT WORTH LISTENING TO 

Vikings - Far Beyond My Dream
Christ this one is bad.  I was already predisposed to hate it since y'all know how I feel about rightfully obscure nobodies who broke up decades ago getting back together now that we're in an era of crippling nostalgia that gives everybody a second chance whether or not they deserve it, but these guys do nothing but prove my point.  Musically there's nothing that really stands out one way or the other, it's just bog standard heavy metal that's neither fast nor slow, epic nor raw, thrashy or doomy, there's just nothing.  It's like an AI network was trained to listen to bland mid-90s trad/power metal bands and spit out riffs with the "offensiveness" meter set at zero.  The real problem with the immediate listening experience is just how god damn laughably bad the vocals are.  They alternate between basically just talking in melody and Warrel Dane levels of hilariously bad projecting.  When the chorus hit in the first song I legit started laughing, it's just no bueno.  There's a really lame and dull ballad about halfway through the album, and on first listen I had to check and see how much time I had left in the album so I could move on to something actually worth listening to, and was stunned to realize it's only the third track.  This shit just drags on and on and on and on and on and on and on and
RATING: ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND

Schattenfall - Melancholie des Seins
I've been pretty vocal about how I'm not really much of a fan of atmoblack, but I can give some serious props to Schattenfall.  Instead of just being longwinded and dull, these are lengthy dirges of misanthropy that are equally effective as both melancholic background noise and as engaging blasts of agony.  The black metal parts are plenty good on their own, but honestly I think the band's true calling lies more in the ambient interludes that comprise the "Einsamkeit" tracks peppered throughout.  They have black metal in them as well, no doubt, but they tend to focus more on droning, thumping atmosphere than the more distorted and kinetic metal tracks.  The atmosphere shines regardless though honestly, and overall this is very good, just difficult to write about.  It never gets particularly angry or hateful, just despondent and agonizing, and I like that a lot.
RATING: VERY GOOD

Nocturnal Witch - A Thousand Pyres
I've got two different black/thrash releases to tackle here today.  This first one here is out of Germany, and just like one of their more famous countrymen in the scene, they sound an awful lot like Desaster.  They sound a bit more like their early era when they were more overtly black metal with hints of thrash here and there (like Hellfire's Dominion or Tyrants of the Netherworld) than some of the more mid era stuff that had a lot more thrash involved (admittedly I haven't kept up with the band so lord knows what they sound like nowadays), but if you're a fan of those albums like I am then this'll be right up your alley.  Nocturnal Witch isn't a total knockout though, as it seems to kinda go in one ear and out the other most of the time.  There are some great tunes here (the intro to "Eclipsing the Light" has definitely stuck with me) but for the most part this one has been consistently losing time to the other similar band I got in the latest batch.
RATING: DECENT 

Bastardizer - Dawn of Domination
The other similar band being this one.  Considering the previous band sounded a lot like their fellow countrymen, I expected these Australians to be reminiscent of Destroyer 666, but in actuality they don't really bring death metal anywhere near their sound here.  This is pure thrash with scratchy black metal screams and a filthy, gritty guitar tone.  So really this cribs more from Toxic Holocaust than anybody else, but that's not really a problem since they're one of the few bands that made it through the rethrash boom with their reputation intact, there are much worse bands you could emulate.  There's touches of the usual suspects like Abigail and Nifelheim as well, but their true strength lies in their more punky influences.  One of the very few complaints I have about this album is that it just kinda takes a few tracks to really get cooking.  The first handful of tracks are good for sure, but once "Demons Unleashed" starts I just can't help but notice that all of a sudden there are much more d-beats and punk influence, and from that point on they just deliver banger after banger.  So obviously there's a comparison to Midnight to be made as well, but despite all the names I've dropped here I really do think Bastardizer stands on their own quite easily.  Out of everything I'll talk about in this feature, these guys have easily gotten the most play time.
RATING: WHISKEY UNLEASHED

Tanagra - Meridiem
I really wanted to like this.  The EPK touted Tanagra as for fans of Caladan Brood, Blind Guardian, and Iced Earth, but after listening to this that turned out to be super misleading.  Maybe this just shows me as being very narrow minded, but most of this makes me think of Kamelot more than anybody else.  This certainly doesn't have the grand bombasity of Blind Guardian or the sharp riffing of Iced Earth, though arguably it at least gets the atmosphere of Caladan Brood close to correct.  Meridiem is a very mellow album, and it's the exact kind of prog/power metal that people like to call "complex" or "layered" or "classy" or whatever, but for me it all just translates to "dull".  Most of the songs are very long and sombre, with depressingly few moments of real drive.  It cycles through a lot of ideas and never really falls onto the crutch of needless repetition, but with the vocals being that Roy Khan style of lullaby cooing and the riffs being completely inconsequential backdrops for the melodies and occasional shredding, there's just very little for a caveman like me to care about here.  This just takes forever to end and always sounds like it's about to get interesting but the moment never comes.  Protip: Never start your ostensibly metal album with an 11 minute track that has no riffs in it.
RATING: NO BUENO

De Lirium's Order - Singularity
Apparently these guys are kind of a big deal for being the grandfathers of modern tech death from Finland (you know damn well Demilich doesn't count unless you're a nerd who refuses to update your understanding of the term), but somehow I don't think I've ever even come across their name before now.  Which is kind of a shame, because Singularity is a pretty decent release despite some weird choices.  Since I've been dropping names this whole time, I might as well do so again and say that this reminds me a lot of Anata or Gorod, who regular readers of mine may know I think kick a comical amount of ass.  In terms of off-kilter riffing and infused melody, De Lirium's Order is right on par with the Beasts of Bordeaux.  Where they really differ is in their much more overt jazziness in tracks like "Surfaced" or "The Billion Year Contract", and their frequent inclusion of frankly offputting clean vocals.  I get that it helps the band's unique factor to insert cleans in a genre that tends to keep their vocals harsh and secondary, and the vocals themselves are good, but they seem almost tacked on as an afterthought.  It's not really a gamebreaker or anything, but it's enough to hamper my enjoyment somewhat.  Regardless, I know for sure now that I have a new backlog to run through, because my complaints about this album are honestly just nitpicks, and overall this is one of the better albums to show up in my inbox.
RATING: GREAT

Celophys - Fried Chordata
And we're going to close out today with something unfairly fucking heavy.  Celophys seems to be listed as "stoner/doom" around the internet but I'd argue that I hear more sludge here, though oddly enough without the punk element that defines sludge in the first place.  Fried Chordata is just too caustic and brutally weighty to be stoner to me.  This doesn't focus on pure fuzz and hypnotic repetition of Sabbath knockoffs, and instead pummels you over the dome with riff after massive riff.  This is agonizingly slow and menacing, just browbeating you for forty straight minutes with glacial-paced chords and screams so venomous that it'll cause your eardrums to blister.  This is some straight dangerous sounding shit, managing to be chaotic and unhinged while retaining the deliberate pacing of doom.  It does pick up the pace a few times (notably in "False Lizard and Yeti"), but it's the crushing monolith dirges that got me hooked here.  This is barbaric and nasty, and I fuckin' love it.
RATING: I KILL COCKSUCKERS

And there we have it.  Twelve more mini-reviews to make up for the week or so I took off while wage-slaving myself to the brink of starvation.  Production should pick up again shortly once I'm done playing dorky JRPGs all damn day.  Thanks for sticking around!

Thursday, March 21, 2019

DRAINING THE DREGS: VOL II

I genuinely didn't plan on doing another one of these so soon after the first one, but I'm starting to feel overwhelmed again and struggling to find a whole lot to say for each release so fuck it, time for another flush.


Archaic Decapitator - The Apothecary 
I've always struggled to write for short releases and this is no different, but I actually like this EP quite a bit.  It could pretty easily be described as "melodic death metal" and left at that, but I think they tackle the style from an ever so slightly different direction and it's a pretty fun listen as a result.  There's a lot of atmosphere involved here, particularly from frequent twinkly keyboards in the background, which in many contexts would make this sound non-threatening, but considering the music itself is generally based quite heavily in blast beats and high speed riffs, it instead sounds more like a cosmic bludgeoning.  It has the more Gothenburg styled moments here and there like the midpaced title track, but a good helping of this is based in the more American style of direct aggression like Black Dahlia and Arsis.  It's good stuff.
RATING: GOOD STUFF

Kremlin - Decimation of the Elites
Remember Backstabber from the last feature?  Well Kremlin here is a pretty similar band in that they're also a death metal band with a lyrical focus on conspiracy theories, but even beyond the music not being as fun and engaging as Backstabber, Kremlin falters a bit in their gimmick coming off much more straight.  Backstabber felt more like they were playing up the goofy chemtrails and Alex Jones shit for shock value, not unlike GWAR not really being pro baby rape or something.  Kremlin on the other hand feels much more genuine in their lyrical insanity, which is a little unnerving when they're growling about weird shit that I've actually seen destroy minds like the 13 Satanic Bloodlines, Ickeian lizard people, and... flat earth for some reason?  It'd be easier to swallow if the music was excellent, but despite including members from great bands like Outre-Tombe and Infernal Majesty, it's just really average death metal with a terrible thunky drum sound. 
RATING: BELOW AVERAGE

Mortanius - Till Death Do Us Part
I was going to include this duo on the last feature, but decided I could probably get enough material for a full review.  Upon a few more listens, I just really can't.  This is pretty standard prog/power for the most part, but they strike an annoying balance of incredibly proficient instrumentals, bloated and confusing songwriting, and really dorky, mousey vocals.  Imagine a band with the chops of Symphony X, the vision of Savatage, the longwinded songwriting quirks of Dream Theater, and the vocals of a nine year old.  The frequent harmonies in the background call to mind Virgin Steele as well, but this is definitely less than the sum of its parts.  I really wish I could just get past how corny and doinky the vocals are but I just can't, they're really bad and definitely holding back what could definitely be an exciting power metal album.  They're so soft and wimpy that I remember thinking to myself that it sounds like a really young George Michael wandered into the studio during recording, so imagine just how hard I started laughing when I realized the last song was literally a Wham! cover.  Holy shit get outta here you nerds.
RATING: WOULD BE GOOD IF THE VOCALS WEREN'T AWFUL

Critical Extravasation - Morbid Existence
I'm gonna be honest with you, the only reason I didn't give this one a full review is because the promo was missing the last track for some reason.  Maybe I could just pretend to not notice and review it in full anyway, but considering the fact that this is only four tracks long, one of which being a cover, I didn't feel comfortable really going into detail with only two original songs to work with.  Maybe I should've though, because this isn't particularly deep stuff anyway.  It's old school death/thrash along the lines of early Pestilence or Sepultura, and the Morgoth cover fits like a glove as well.  So if you (like me) are a fan of that style then you'll likely love this despite how shallow it is.  It doesn't need to be complex, it just needs to be mean, and these Russian kids are super fucking mean, so unsurprisingly this is awesome.
RATING: GREAT

Hath - Of Rot and Ruin
Man I've listened to this like ten fucking times and I still don't remember anything from it.  Which is a shame because whenever it's on I think to myself "God damn this rules", but as soon as it finished I forget if I liked it at all.  So yeah, Hath plays some bloody raw death metal with an understated technical edge, with enough mid-fi dissonance to help it stand apart from most of their Willowtip brethren, but they haven't really mastered songwriting with any real staying power.  Throughout all of my listens, the only song I can ever really remember standing out is "Worlds Within", and even then I can't really tell you why.  I'm listening to it right now and it doesn't immediately stand out more than the rest of the album.  Maybe it's the stronger black metal influence, I dunno.  It's a good album but I never want to listen to it.
RATING: GOOD BUT FORGETTABLE

Hedonihil - I
This is similar to Hath because it's also good, ravaging death metal, but it's completely lacking in staying power and despite half a dozen spins I can never recall anything from it.  It's a bit more polished than its sister album up there and as such tends to pack a slight bit more punch (since it's still not mega clean like an Andy Sneap production or something).  The most notable thing about Hedonihil is that they're sort of a Monkey's Paw twisting of a wish I had voiced around the time I started taking promos seriously again.  I had thought "Man I don't like how I was immediately swamped in Swallow the Sun knockoffs, I wish I'd get more stuff I'd listen to on my own like death metal or something".  And so the universe heard me, and three members of Swallow the Sun decided to do a death metal side project.  Lucky me.  At least it doesn't sound anything like their main band, this is very much savage death metal to the bone, it just doesn't stick at all.
RATING: GOODER BUT FORGETTABLER

Oculum Dei - Dreams of Desire and Torment
I wish I hated this almost entirely because the band pic is so fucking hilarious.  Seriously go over to MA and check it out, it's the exact kind of unaware dorkery that makes black metal such an easy target to outside listeners.  There's even a fourth member there despite everywhere I look stating the band is a three piece.  Who is that fourth guy?  Why is he here??  So many questions!  Either way, this is solid black metal with very few tricks or out of left field ideas.  It starts off as very basic blast happy BM in the vein of Marduk or something, and gets a little more atmospheric and creepy as it goes on, and "A Cold Winter's Plight" really stands out as an excellent song for drastically dialing back the black metal tropes, instead focusing on tom-heavy crushing grooves.  I can't get enough of this one particular song, but I'm glad it's relegated to just one off kilter track instead of a full album of this kind of stuff, because I think it works better as a weird experiment than a basis for an entire record.  These guys could have a bright future, even if they look like they desperately need swirlies.
RATING: QUITE GOOD

Calico Jack - Calico Jack
I don't even know what the fuck is happening on this one.  It's well known that Running Wild is one of my favorite bands, but it's also well known that I resent how much the "pirate metal" gimmick stuck to them since only a third of their songs are pirate themed anyway, and every other band that tries to take hold of the gimmick falls immediately into the stupid "yo ho ho" shtick that they always so deftly avoided.  Calico Jack is no exception, but it's just a really awkward album.  The guitar tone is simultaneously really cheap and really heavy, sounding like somebody playing deep death metal on a practice amp, but the music itself is supposed to be jaunty folk metal.  That's a weird approach because the folk elements are so thoroughly drowned out by the heavy guitars and deep growls, you almost forget there's a fiddle player on here.  Something like "Grog Jolly Grog" is clearly meant to be a Skyclad styled bouncy folk metal song, but it sounds like some weird thudding mush of noise.  The fact that it's 70 fucking minutes long certainly doesn't help either, owing almost entirely to the ill advised title track stretching 18 minutes.  There isn't one good riff, one good melody, one good hook, there's nothing I like here.  Pirate themed bands have an abysmal batting average outside of the godfathers of the trope being one of the greatest metal bands to ever exist, and Calico Jack does absolutely nothing to help.
RATING: QUITE BAD 

Eugenic Death - Under the Knife 
This looks much worse than it actually is.  I opted into this one expecting terrible rethrash ten years past its sell-by date, but what I got instead was some extremely vicious thrash that doesn't immediately date itself.  I have some beef with the vocals though, but I can't quite put my finger on who it is they remind me of.  They're really deep and gruff, but they clash a bit with the high speed insanity on display.  Think something like Krisiun's first album or Arch Enemy's original singer fronting a very decent Slayer clone.  There's not much to say about this, it basically just hinges on whether you like thrash or not, because Eugenic Death doesn't transcend any stigmas or break any boundaries, but they're good at what they do.  Special shout out to the weird interlude "Hara Shiva", which is basically just a weird Indian style guitar noodle with female vocals repeating a mantra over and over again.  It probably goes on for too long but it's a nice break and adds a bit of character to what could've easily been a really samey album.  Overall it's a nice thrashy bite, and I dig it for what it is, even if I know damn well that it's nothing truly special.
RATING: DECENT 

Sludgehammer - Antechamber 
Well credit where credit is due, Sludgehammer definitely has the best band name in this roundup without a doubt.  Musically this is a tough one to really pin down, because it kind of hits several targets when it comes to modern metal.  I'd say they're primarily some sort of groove/death metal, but I know that's going to make you think of Six Feet Under and I promise you they sound nothing like Barnes's terminal embarrassment and they're much better than that.  They utilize an extremely heavy guitar tone and the death metal blasting sections are absolutely pummeling, but they break it up really frequently with more overt Lamb of God/early Mastodon style grooves.  Some of the fast gallops recall newer Testament, the clean vocals that pop up often aren't particularly smooth so they keep things appropriately gritty instead of suddenly cooing sweetly over the heavy songs like As I Lay Dying is so prone to doing, etc.  Maybe they sound like Slipknot if they were less outwardly insane but obviously rooted in metal instead of the dastardly nu-variant?  I dunno, I struggle to pin these guys down, but they're definitely modern, definitely groovy, and definitely heavy.
RATING: DECENT

Inferi - The End of an Era | Rebirth 
Everywhere I go lately, Inferi seems to pop up.  It's a good thing too because I think they're pretty damn great.  This here is a rerecording of their second album from 2009, featuring their new and current vocalist, Stevie Bosier, who you may remember as the best part of Equipoise simply because he wasn't a spotlight-hogging showoff who wouldn't shut the fuck up.  Luckily he's great here too, and a much better fit for a band like Inferi since they jam pack every song with so many riffs and hooks.  They're a very cohesive unit and as a result they produce the exact kind of Neuraxis-styled tech death that I adore.  This is kind of a pointless rerecording since they only have four albums anyway and this particular one is barely ten years old, but they've really been picking up steam lately and usually seem to spend four years between each album so maybe this is their way of introducing all of their new fans to their old songs while conveniently keeping their release schedule somewhat prolific, but either way it's a great record and I didn't know the original anyway so apparently it was a good idea after all.
RATING: KINDA POINTLESS BUT EXCELLENT ANYWAY 

A Day in Venice - III
And let's finish off today with a totally random one that showed up completely out of left field.  If the project name wasn't a giveaway already, this isn't even slightly metal, which obviously isn't a problem, but it was certainly a surprise to find in my inbox.  This is some sort of waify mellow alternative stuff, with very little of the driving energy I'm so used to.  Instead this is very soft and emotional, and as such it makes for a pleasant cooldown experience after hours and hours of blast beats and screeches.  The two songs that stand out in any real way to me are "Her Body Rocks" for being a more upbeat indie rock song the likes of Foster the People showcased in their secondary hits a few years ago, and "Temple of the Dog" for being the lone dark track, grooving along on a nice pulsing thud that pretty much instantly hooked itself into my memory.  Frankly I could probably talk about this one a lot, but I'm putting it here because it's so outside of my wheelhouse that I don't really feel comfortable giving it a full critical appraisal.  For what it's worth, I almost never read the press kits attached to the downloads beyond a cursory skim, but after giving this one listen, I remember thinking to myself "Huh, this reminds me of some mix of Radiohead and Sigur Ros, maybe with some of the softer Anathema stuff thrown in", and wouldn't you fucking know it those are the exact three bands mentioned in the FFO: section.  I'm a fucking genius.
RATING: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Well that's all for today.  I've got some real life stuff going on the next few days and my sister in law is currently squeezing out my nephew as I type this so I should probably log the fuck off and go meet him or something.  So hopefully this tides y'all over for a few days before I get back to my usual schedule.  Happy listening, kids!