Thursday, July 31, 2014

Jari Maenpaa - His Stupid Fucking Face and the Crybaby Bullshit that Comes Out of It

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WHERE ARE ALL OF THE ASSHOLES WHO ARE NOT EATING MY MOUSSAKA I apologize in advance for writing what is basically a MetalSucks article,...
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Sunday, July 27, 2014

Game Over - Burst Into the Quiet

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Shattering the silence It's been two months since I've written... well, anything at all.  Lately I've been finding myself u...
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Sunday, May 25, 2014

Arch Enemy - War Eternal

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I tried thinking of a title, but I farted instead Show of hands, who listened to Khaos Legions ?  *crickets* See, 2011 marked a str...
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Saturday, May 3, 2014

Destrose - Destrose

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(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ I am a man who likes manly things.  In my free time, I like to chop down trees and oil my beard (which is approaching three f...
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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Iron Reagan - Spoiled Identity

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I'm a slow writer Obviously, this is gonna be a short one, I've only got so much to work with here. But it's all so godda...
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Sunday, April 13, 2014

Tuomas Holopainen - The Life and Times of Scrooge

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Suck Tales! A-WOO-OO! This can't be real... No seriously, this is like, a Simpsons joke come to life, right?  This is shit you...
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Saturday, April 5, 2014

An Evening with The Bastard: Jon Macak (ex-Diamond Plate)

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Longtime readers of mine know that I shifted from a throne atop the mighty penis of Chicagoan thrashers, Diamond Plate, to a spot in the gut...
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Friday, April 4, 2014

Hades Archer - Penis Metal

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HORSE COCK There are some things in this world that deserve the utmost praise; the things that naturally gifted people can acco...
Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Slipknot - Iowa

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The most important avant-garde death metal album ever You're gonna think I'm crazy, but hear me out when I say this: Slipknot...
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Monday, March 24, 2014

An Evening with The Bastard: Andres Felipe Murillo (Prajna)

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So lately, I've decided to try expanding my craft a bit.  Y'all know me for my reviews, it's my bread and butter and certainly...